It's Official: Germany Is the News Capital of the World

I swear, Germany finds its way into the Quirkies more than any other country (except maybe the United Kingdom)...the following is only from the last week:

"Eminem Moons For German Viewers"
"Piranha Found In Children's Petting Pool"
"Court Rules In Ruled Paper Case"
"Man Kidnapped Ex-Lover's Dentures"
"Parents Experience Life In the Womb"
"Man's Vomit Caused £1,300 Damage To Car"