Mo, Lavy, JR, and Uncle Pete *Really* Missed the Boat

Forget bag skates, chewing out the entire team, hard-a** drills, etc., what the Canes really needed in their times of poor play and effort was to be punished with a classical concert or opera or ballet. And the Canes better be glad I'm not at the helm, because I would have made the punishment even better...Riverdance, Lord of the Dance, or whatever it's now called. >;)