Y'Know...

...I didn't think that anything could make Clay Aiken's rendition of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" sound good. But boy, I was proven wrong, DEAD WRONG.

http://www.miserablemelodies.com/ram/senator-bridge.ram

And you know what's *really* embarassing? The senator "singing" once represented North Carolina. No wonder he sounds like Andy Griffith...

BTW, I think the editor's note for the "song"'s description if you pay the Miserable Melodies site a visit sums it all up best: "Why?".