Stormbringer's Week In Review: March 20th-26th, 2006

And I thought the article I read over a year ago about wine massages and baths was odd...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1775605.html?menu=news.quirkies

And there's no doubt that Art Bell* is behind this...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1775357.html?menu=news.quirkies

And I'm *very willing* to bet that if she had a third daughter, she'd name her "Savoy Truffle"...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1772293.html?menu=news.quirkies

As the Rolling Stones would be quick to note, time would be on his side...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1775250.html?menu=news.quirkies

Glad to know that I'm not the only one annoyed by Little Britain...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1769681.html?menu=news.quirkies

In addition to getting over fear, they'll teach her how to defend herself against fresh fruit (and veggies)...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1772402.html?menu=news.quirkies

*sings* In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1773762.html?menu=news.quirkies

Let me guess...this "television documentary" was Six Feet Under, right?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1771002.html?menu=news.quirkies

The scary thing? When I saw the headline, I thought the article was going to be about Happy Feet...a movie about dancing penguins due out around November of this year. And I actually want to see it...Happy Feet that is.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1775326.html?menu=news.quirkies

There *is* actually a pet store named "Paradise Pets" here in Bluefield, VA/WV...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1771132.html?menu=news.quirkies

This dude needs to get on ESPN about their horrible attempts at pronouncing certain hockey players' names...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1773789.html?menu=news.quirkies

Uh, I really hope those headphones are not crushing that baby's head...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1774082.html?menu=news.quirkies

Well, this certainly gives new meaning to the terms "grave robbery" and "grave robber"...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1775591.html?menu=news.quirkies

Well, this is a step in the right direction...now we just need a male celebrity to say that they prefer geek women.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1770912.html?menu=news.quirkies

*does her best British accent* Yeeeeee-haw!!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1773951.html?menu=news.quirkies

* - For those of you who don't get that...Art Bell is/was this "paranormal/UFO expert" who had/has a website that featured a radio show hosted by the guy AND an "UFO monitor" of some kind supposedly developed by some students at the University of California in Berkeley. That said, I'll somewhat stop right there...interestingly, Art Bell's website is down AND is not recognized by the MyQuickSearch, as I discovered when I was getting ready to link to it. Perhaps he has no time for the website now that he quite possibly has an UFO recognition school going...

And the only reason I know all of that is because the husband of a friend of my mother's used to constantly go to that site all the time...and the said friend talked to my mother about it, and in turn, my mother told me about it...and of course, we had a good laugh over how ridiculous it all was/is.